At last night's dinner table:
Aunt Pucky: ... Yep, we got our boots kicked!
Niece MK: Pucky, that's sinning. When you talk naughty, you are sinning.
MK's Mommy: Yes MK. That's right. When you talk naughty, you are sinning.
Aunt Pucky: What? I said boots! I didn't say anything naughty! I meant boots like "booty!"
Stage Directions: Niece MK looks at Aunt over her eyebrows (a la George Clooney); Aunt Pucky shuts up and keeps eating.
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